What are the worst puns/witticisms/moments in James Bond?

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Derek Nash

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I've just spent the last week watching every single James Bond film, from Dr. No to Quantum Of Solace (not including the spoof Casino Royale or Never Say Never Again). I was wondering what people think are the worst puns in James Bond?

For me, it's got to be from Blofeld in For Your Eyes Only: "I trust you had a pleasant... fright" (after trying to kill Bond with a remote control helicopter)

Also, not a pun, but a moment in James Bond that I thought was really stupid was at the end of Diamonds Are Forever; the noise the homosexual henchman makes when he gets hit in the crotch - what was that about?
 
Good Evening Mr. Nash


Diamonds Are Forever is a pretty weak movie indeed .

It was a Bad idea to take Charles Gray as Blofeld .( becomes a Drag Quen ? Doh ! )
We saw him previously in '' You only live twice '' as a one of Bond ' s allies ... just weird ...

Worst line comes from him :

( Tiffany Case try to put back cassette in computer )

Blofeld :

'' Tiffany , my dear ,
We"re showing a bit more cheek than usual , aren't we ? ''

BEST line will allways be Goldfinger 's :

Bond :

'' Do you expect me to talk ? ''

Goldfinger '

'' No Mr. Bond !
I expect you to die ''

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