What are the weirdest lyrics you've ever heard?

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"put that sandwich in your butt" - eddie murphy
"she picked up the doggie in the window (the opne w/ the waggly tail) and she put him to bed, between 2 bits of bread. and when she had finished her sandwich..." - roger waters
 
Drop Kick Me, Jesus

(Chorus)
Drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end, neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly temptations below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe

(Chorus)

Bring on the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick them up front in the offensive line

(Chorus 2x)

Oh, drop kick me, Jesus through the goal posts of life
 
"If you're feeling old and grey
and the pallet in your hand is Auntie Lime
Remember to curve your virginity
little Chinese titty"
- from We Are Destroying the Song by Of Montreal

What the FUC K?????
 
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