What are the headlines on your local paper?

[LYNBOP again]

Mine has "Sausage was 35 days out of date"
referring to a supermarket.

 

[Wes' fiancé]

"Tearing down, building up"

BORING!!

 

[Giving myself BA Rick]

corruption

 

[moo cow]

local couple sculpt for canadian troops

 

[Juicy Fruit]

John & Mary drove to Kansas to the quilt convention on Saturday.

 

[Trip]

Manny, thanks

 

[renclrk]

We have a state election on ours - not nearly as exciting as the chance of food poisoning - hang on
much of a muchness

 

[My Ugly Hair]

Some stupid political melodrama, I cant remember because I didn't care to read it

 

[muffinisis]

we stopped getting the local paper it was a free one, but they couldn't get the advertising,so they stopped delivering it, i really miss it, it used to have potty headlines too.

 

[Rex Feral]

"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!"

 

[Oliver]

"Local Baffoon Wastes Time in Yahoo Answers"

There's a picture of me and everything

 

[J Baby]

President Condems Violence

 

[rsriram_1999]

90 percent tax on bon(g)us.