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MATT KENSETH ALL THE WAY
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My sister is a blond and does have blond moments alot so what is some funny blond jokes
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what are the funiest blond jokes you have ever heard?
♥ Natalie ♥
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i'm really sorry i dont know any, but i do have a quesation that needs answering...
blankicorse
New member
some of these things made me laugh and i got 36 out of 40 l0l
see how many you have:
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a pole.
[] IT IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] you HAVE tripped on air.
[x] People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[] You Just Said Fart And Laughed
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug [someone dared me]
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realised it was in your hand or pocket
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You forget when you break things and go to use them later
[x] You have called your friend and and then completely forgot what you were talking about
[x] You didn't notice that the last question had 'and' on twice
[X] You looked up to see if there were two 'and's.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day by you.
[x] You've tried to say something smart and someone asked what it meant and you didn't know.
how many did you get? and dont say u didnt get any cause u did lol x].
see how many you have:
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a pole.
[] IT IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] you HAVE tripped on air.
[x] People have called you slow.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[] You Just Said Fart And Laughed
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug [someone dared me]
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realised it was in your hand or pocket
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You forget when you break things and go to use them later
[x] You have called your friend and and then completely forgot what you were talking about
[x] You didn't notice that the last question had 'and' on twice
[X] You looked up to see if there were two 'and's.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day by you.
[x] You've tried to say something smart and someone asked what it meant and you didn't know.
how many did you get? and dont say u didnt get any cause u did lol x].
foshizzally dawg
New member
one day their was 3 girls. a brunete a red head and a blond. they were in this competition where a comedian tells 100 jokes and the person that doesnt laugh at any jokes wins. so the brunete laughs at joke 5. the red head laughs at joke 37 and the blond laughes at joke 99. after the contest the brunete and red head ask the blond why she laughed at the last joke and the blond said... i just got the first one
lmao i laughed really hard when i heard that.
another one is..
a brunette red head and blond r robbing a store. the police come so they each hide in a sack. the police kicks the first bag that the red heads in and she says meow so the cop says oh its just a cat. so he kicks the 2nd sack that the brunetes in and she says ruff so the cop say oh its just a dog. so he kicks the sack the blonds in but he doesnt hear anything so he kicks it again and the blond says OUCH cant u see im a sack of potatoes?
lol thats funny too hope i helped
lmao i laughed really hard when i heard that.
another one is..
a brunette red head and blond r robbing a store. the police come so they each hide in a sack. the police kicks the first bag that the red heads in and she says meow so the cop says oh its just a cat. so he kicks the 2nd sack that the brunetes in and she says ruff so the cop say oh its just a dog. so he kicks the sack the blonds in but he doesnt hear anything so he kicks it again and the blond says OUCH cant u see im a sack of potatoes?
lol thats funny too hope i helped
Okay a man hires a blonde to paint his porch and he gives her 3 buckets of paint and says when she finishes to go and tell him
Half an hour later she comes to him and says she has finished
He goes wow that was incredibly fast
Adn she goes
By the way it's not a porch(.e) it's a BMW
Half an hour later she comes to him and says she has finished
He goes wow that was incredibly fast
Adn she goes
By the way it's not a porch(.e) it's a BMW