What are the best chat up lines you have heard from the wacky to the worst?

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I have a few Irish chat up lines that will give you a laugh.
Namely Paddy's chat up lines

1) Did ya fart? 'Cos you just blew me away!

2)Are you're parents retarded? 'Cos you're special

3)My love for you is like diarrhoea! I just can't hold it in

4) Is their a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them

5)Your body reminds me of a spanner. Every time I think of you my nuts tighten up!

6)You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
 
Personally I don't think they'd work, but here goes...

You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.

If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!

Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!

Him - You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.
Her - No, thanks.
Him - Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit; I did...

We're playing pull a pig; would you fancy being my catch for the night?

Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

Nice legs... What time do they open?
 
Personally I don't think they'd work, but here goes...

You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.

If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!

Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!

Him - You're gorgeous. I'd really love to invite you out sometime.
Her - No, thanks.
Him - Awww, come on! Lower your standards a little bit; I did...

We're playing pull a pig; would you fancy being my catch for the night?

Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

Nice legs... What time do they open?
 
"You're mildly attractive to me." I heard this being used on a PREGNANT WOMAN!!!

"Do you like neopets?" A boy went up to my friend and I and just asked it. Awkward
 
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