What are the answers to these jokes?

Part 1. Blonde Jokes

I. The blonde killed her fish by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ her it.
II. The worker knew the "brunette" was really a blonde because the television she wanted to return was actually a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
III. The blonde that saw the YMCA said they spelled _ _ _ _ _ wrong.

Part 2: Yo Mamma Jokes

I. Yo Mamma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and _ _ _ _ _ _.
II. Yo Mamma is so fat she has the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ as a belt.
III. Yo Mamma is so stupid she starred at an orange because it said _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Part 3: Other

I. A girl spread _ _ _ _ on Earth because of what a hippie told her to do.
II. You kill Lady Gaga by _ _ _ _ _ _ her face.
III. In order to play Lady Gaga's game you need a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
IV. You make Lady Gaga depressed by giving her a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

EXTRA CREDIT:

I. Skeletons and anoerixs have something both in common: They're _ _ _ _.
II. One cannibal ate a clown and looked at another and said: Does this taste _ _ _ _ _ to you?
 
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