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Whatevah
Guest
What is an example of a similarity joke (What does ___ have in common with ____...), and a difference joke (What's the difference between...)?
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PhilxBefore
Guest
Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Theres also the one about the laywer and the leach, but I've been looking for these also and can't type in the right thing to get any results out of google. It deals with spoonerisms mainly.
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Theres also the one about the laywer and the leach, but I've been looking for these also and can't type in the right thing to get any results out of google. It deals with spoonerisms mainly.
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malayna p
Guest
What is the difference between 'streeet' and 'road'?
The terms may frequently apply to exactly the same thing. However, 'road' is a general term, whereas 'street' is narrower in sense and chiefly urban in application: a street typically has buildings on either side, and is paved or metalled.
The terms may frequently apply to exactly the same thing. However, 'road' is a general term, whereas 'street' is narrower in sense and chiefly urban in application: a street typically has buildings on either side, and is paved or metalled.
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papaw9446
Guest
Q. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q. What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?
A. One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
Q. What's the difference between a man and a parrot?
A. You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
Q. What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
A. At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
Q. Why are marriend women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Q. How are men proof of reincarnation?
A. You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Q.Why do male bosses use such poor grammar?
A. Because they end every sentence with a proposition.
Q. Why don't men cook at home?
A. No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
Wife
on phone to husband) "I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee--start packing!"
Husband "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
Wife: "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
Q. How does a woman know the man is cheating on her?
A. He starts bathing twice a week.
Q. What's the one thing that keeps most men out of college?
A. High School.
Q. Why don't men eat between meals.
A. There *IS* no "between" meals.
Q. What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
A. Divorce him.
Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirt; We iron/ they wrinkle.
Q. Why don't men do laundry?
A. Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
Q. Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
A. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Q. How do most men define marriage?
A. A expensive way to get your laundry done free.
Q.Why are men like popcorn?
A.They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
A. I don't know, I've never seen either one.
A. Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q. What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?
A. One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
Q. What's the difference between a man and a parrot?
A. You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
Q. What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
A. At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
Q. Why are marriend women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Q. How are men proof of reincarnation?
A. You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
Q.Why do male bosses use such poor grammar?
A. Because they end every sentence with a proposition.
Q. Why don't men cook at home?
A. No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
Wife
on phone to husband) "I won the lottery! Five million dollars. Whoo-ee--start packing!" Husband "That's great!!! What should I pack?"
Wife: "Whatever you want, just be out of the house by the time I get there"
Q. How does a woman know the man is cheating on her?
A. He starts bathing twice a week.
Q. What's the one thing that keeps most men out of college?
A. High School.
Q. Why don't men eat between meals.
A. There *IS* no "between" meals.
Q. What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
A. Divorce him.
Q. How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirt; We iron/ they wrinkle.
Q. Why don't men do laundry?
A. Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
Q. Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
A. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Q. How do most men define marriage?
A. A expensive way to get your laundry done free.
Q.Why are men like popcorn?
A.They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
A. I don't know, I've never seen either one.