What are some good jokes or riddles? dirty or clean :)( ---------??

There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about to go out into the real world for the first time. About a month after they've all left, one of the nuns comes back to the priest and says, " Father ive sinned,"
The priest asks, "How?"

She says, " Ive stolen from a store."

He replies, "Drink this holy water and your sins shall be washed away." So she drinks the water and leaves.

The next day the second nun comes in and says, " Father, I have sinned."

So the priest asks, "How?"

She answers, "I had sex."

So he says, "Drink the holy water and your sins shall be washed away." She drinks the water and leaves.

The third nun walks in laughing hysterically, and says, " Father, I have sinned."

He asks, "How?"
She replies, "I peed in the holy water."
 
A person went into the office kitchen one morning
and found a new blonde girl painting the walls.
She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.


Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why
she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.


She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".
 
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