here are some :
-How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
-I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
-Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
-For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
-I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory
-I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
-I’m failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared
-Always remember: you're unique. Just like everyone else
-Schizophrenia beats being alone
-The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it!!