What are some fun alternatives to the hand lotion in the employee lounge ?

[Snotto le Cloun]

The bottle needs refilling.

 

[Angus Beefhart]

If I ever see a men's restroom that has a lotion dispenser I'm gonna get scared, real scared.

 

[been there done that]

liquid sandpaper

 

[u???rly m?, Syd??y ߙ]

Cheez Whiz.

 

[pregoman]

group chicken pull

 

[domo]

well, there are some mugs in there i bet. those are always fun.

 

[Revenge Is Drunk Again]

put a little astroglide in there...let 'em live large.

 

[?Maggie?]

please don't. Just thinking of what it really could be makes me NEVER to use it. I bring my own hand lotion. UGH.

 

[Rusty Tater ©]

Liquefied lard !

 

[Ink Corporate]

super glue

 

[Ink Corporate]

super glue