What are good Yo Mama Jokes?

[pinayaljane]

Need some funny ones like Yo mamas just like an x box... little kids turn her on.

 

[DS88]

yo mama so fat that the valves of the superficial veins in her legs no longer prevent blood from flowing backward when she stands up which could lead to a deep venous thrombosis.

 

[Hannah W]

yo mama's so fat that when she got out the house-on her way to McDonald's. she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

 

[Ms. Lady]

Yo mama so ugly,she couldn't even get a date from the calendar. LOL

 

[General Sir]

Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

 

[Georgia]

when your dad puts out his cigar yo mama says who turned off the heat

 

[fairy]

Yo momma's so fat, not even Naruto believes it.