What about the Children? (joke)?

[VegetarianGemini]

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon ship! Women and children first!" The Rabbi says, "Screw the children." The Priest then replys, "Do we have time for that?"

 

[bright shadow]

hahahaha good one

 

[Tyler P]

that joke is true, it happened to my cousin

 

[clogging_gurl21]

hehehaha ^.^

 

[regina]

that is fowl but funny thumbs up

 

[Kosovo je Srbija]

i heard that same joke but with Michael Jackson:

Micheal Jackson was flying to California on a cruise. The boat hits a rock and starts to sink. The captain comes on the loudspeaker and says "everyone off the boat. children first." a frustrated man next him said "screw the children". Michael Jackson replies, "do we have time?"