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Jeffrey S
Guest
A man was crawling through a desert and soon he approached a table where a man was selling neckties! Oh my goodness, do you have any water?
The salesman replied to him that “I am sorry because I don’t have any water with me but I could sell you a neck tie”.
The crawling man again whispered “Necktie? But I need water!”
Again the salesman said “There are only four dollars a piece”.
The man replied “I need water”.
“Okay two for just seven dollars”.
The thirsty man exclaimed “Please I need water”.
Well the tie salesman said, even though you will not buy a tie I will tell you what to do, just go in that direction for about a mile and you will run into a very nice restaurant.
Gee thanks he says and off he goes.
About an hour later the man comes crawling back to the tie salesman.
The salesman says, didn’t you follow my directions and find the restaurant?
Oh, I found the restaurant alright, but they would not let me in without a tie!
The salesman replied to him that “I am sorry because I don’t have any water with me but I could sell you a neck tie”.
The crawling man again whispered “Necktie? But I need water!”
Again the salesman said “There are only four dollars a piece”.
The man replied “I need water”.
“Okay two for just seven dollars”.
The thirsty man exclaimed “Please I need water”.
Well the tie salesman said, even though you will not buy a tie I will tell you what to do, just go in that direction for about a mile and you will run into a very nice restaurant.
Gee thanks he says and off he goes.
About an hour later the man comes crawling back to the tie salesman.
The salesman says, didn’t you follow my directions and find the restaurant?
Oh, I found the restaurant alright, but they would not let me in without a tie!