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Outspoken but Honest
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A woman goes into a shop to buy a wedding dress- for her fourth wedding.
She chooses a traditional white dress, which surprises the sales assistant.
"Oh but I`m still a virgin," the woman replies.
"How can that be," says the sales assistant,
"If this is to be your fourth wedding."
"My first husband was a psychologist he just wanted to talk about it; my second husband was a gynaecologist he just wanted to look at it.
My third husband "now there was a man", he was a stamp collector....
"God" "I loved what he used to do to me!"
She chooses a traditional white dress, which surprises the sales assistant.
"Oh but I`m still a virgin," the woman replies.
"How can that be," says the sales assistant,
"If this is to be your fourth wedding."
"My first husband was a psychologist he just wanted to talk about it; my second husband was a gynaecologist he just wanted to look at it.
My third husband "now there was a man", he was a stamp collector....
"God" "I loved what he used to do to me!"