Well I effed up my chance of losing my virginity. fuuuuu

What is this even supposed to mean? Even when I'm drunk and texting, I have the courtesy and sense to make sure the message is spelled right.

The asshole card might work to your advantage later down the road of you play it right
 
When you see them again just say..... Wow I did that, I don't remeraber. I was so drunk I don't remeraber much of anything. There that's your out.;)
 
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tyranitar is better than nidoking, I think.
 
chev youre fracking retarded.

i dont know about anyone else, but when i fail as hard as you "claim" to tonight....the first thought on my mind would NOT be "oh i think ill go wayyyyyy out of my way to post this stupid story on a fracking itouch on a forum where everyone already thinks im a fracking JOKE"


idiot. i hope you wake up in the morning with a killer hangover
 
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