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Outspoken but Honest
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A newly-wed couple are just beginning their honeymoon.
The bloke takes off his trousers, gives them to his new wife and tells her to put them on.
They`re four sizes too big, so she says: "There`s no way I can wear these."
"Good," he replies, "Now you know who wears the trousers in this relationship."
Then she takes her tiny knickers off and says : "OK, put these on."
"I can`t get into them," the bloke says.
And his new wife replies: "Correct, unless you change your attitude."
The bloke takes off his trousers, gives them to his new wife and tells her to put them on.
They`re four sizes too big, so she says: "There`s no way I can wear these."
"Good," he replies, "Now you know who wears the trousers in this relationship."
Then she takes her tiny knickers off and says : "OK, put these on."
"I can`t get into them," the bloke says.
And his new wife replies: "Correct, unless you change your attitude."