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A silly one for ya..
The Pedigree Labrador
A man wanted to buy a dog so he looked in the local paper. He saw an advert which read "Pedigree Labrador for sale only £100". He rang up the telephone number in the advert and arranged a meeting. When he arrived at the owners house, the owner showed the man into the lounge where the Labrador was lying in front of the fire.
"Well what kind of pedigree does the dog have then?" asked the man.
"Why not ask him yourself" said the owner.
The man looked bemused but eventually turned to the dog and said "Well what sort of pedigree do you have?"
"Well my mother was a winner at Crufts and my father was runner up" said the dog. "I was trained as a guide dog and after that I was trained to sniff out bombs for the bomb disposal squad"
The man was amazed and turned to the owner and said "That's fantastic, but why do you want to sell a talking dog?"
"Because" said the owner "He's such a f***ing liar!"
The Pedigree Labrador
A man wanted to buy a dog so he looked in the local paper. He saw an advert which read "Pedigree Labrador for sale only £100". He rang up the telephone number in the advert and arranged a meeting. When he arrived at the owners house, the owner showed the man into the lounge where the Labrador was lying in front of the fire.
"Well what kind of pedigree does the dog have then?" asked the man.
"Why not ask him yourself" said the owner.
The man looked bemused but eventually turned to the dog and said "Well what sort of pedigree do you have?"
"Well my mother was a winner at Crufts and my father was runner up" said the dog. "I was trained as a guide dog and after that I was trained to sniff out bombs for the bomb disposal squad"
The man was amazed and turned to the owner and said "That's fantastic, but why do you want to sell a talking dog?"
"Because" said the owner "He's such a f***ing liar!"