Wat r ur worst, best and funniest chat up lines? Mine are........?

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Sandy

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For me:
Worst: Did it hurt when u feel from heaven
Best: Do you have a map? Because i keep getting lost in your eyes.
Funniest: Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
 
Worst: You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.
Best: Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
Funniest: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
 
do u have a driving license? cuz u're driving me crazy

if i said u have a hot body, would u use it against me?

hey i think i've seen you before. do i know you? oh you look like my next gf.
 
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