Was it "First the bad news....?

In the middle of poker night John loses a £500 hand, clutches his chest and drops dead on the floor.

His mate Pete is designated as the guy who has to go and give his wife the bad news.

"Be gentle with her, Pete," one of the other players says.
"They were childhood sweethearts."

So Pete walks over to John`s house, knocks on the door, and tries his best to be helpful.

"Your husband just lost £500 playing cards."

"Tell that idiot to drop dead," shouts the wife.

"I`ll tell him," Pete says.
 
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