"War is like..." sexual reference simile.?

[Rocky Lee]

i need to create a simile about war, and it has to be a sexual reference of some sort.
i know its a little crazy, but please help!

 

[Kyle]

war is like herpies, once you get it, you're scarred for life

 

[Unlimit3d]

War is like... anal sex. Protection doesn't help and it's almost always unnecessary.

 

[Unlimit3d]

War is like... anal sex. Protection doesn't help and it's almost always unnecessary.