If everybody learned to capitalize, I would be happy. You are not as old as you think you are. There isn't much you can do for two years at a college. I started college at 31 and I have had a very successful career as a teacher.Two year programs may offer some certifications like Certified Nursing Assistant, but whether you think that is a good job is up for grabs. You best bet for doing something in two years would be to look at your local school district or community college to find out if they offer some technical courses. Many of these prepare you to make a very good deal of money and they have everything you can think of from chef to auto mechanic and everything in between. My cousin took a watch and jewelry repair certification and makes quite a bit of money.The two year degree is pretty worthless unless you plan to go to a four year college. Statistics say that a college graduate will make one million dollars more over a lifetime than a high school grad.