Want to hear a political joke?

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Obama, his wife, and Oprah are flying in a plane.

Obama's wife says
"You know, I could throw a $1000 dollar bill and make 1 person really happy.."
Then Oprah said,
"Yeah, I could throw 10 $100 dollar bills out the window and make 10 people really happy.."

Then Obama said
"I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make 100 people happy.."

Both of the pilots looked at each other and one said,
"I could throw all three of you off the plane and make 56 million people happy.."
 
What how dare you I know where you live and your last procto exam
Bla, Bla < Bla.,

(funny)
 
No, that would make 300 million Americans and 5 billion other people around the world VERY angry.
 
haha funny, but i dont get the Oprah thing... its kinda racist how they're all black
 
Replace the word Obama with Bush and you can make 6.7 billion people happy (the population of the world)....
 
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