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Okay, I'm gonna copy Caspian Queen ~Im missin U ~ 's lil johnny tittle but I have her permission =D
At school, lil johnny's class are learning to be adults. "Alright class," say the teacher, "we are gonna be grown-ups today. So when you tell me what you did on the weekend, you need to talk like a grown up."
Alice puts her hand up. "I went on the choo-choo on the weekend!"
The teacher shakes her head. "No Alice. We are being grown-ups so you went on the train on the weekend."
Billy puts his hand up. "I saw my nana on the weekend."
The teacher shakes her head again. "No Billy; we are being grown-ups so you saw you grandmother on the weekend."
Then our boy, lil johnny puts his hand up. "I read a book on the weekend." The teacher smiles. "Really, Johnny? What was it called?"
Johnny pauses then smiles. "Winnie The Sh!t."
At school, lil johnny's class are learning to be adults. "Alright class," say the teacher, "we are gonna be grown-ups today. So when you tell me what you did on the weekend, you need to talk like a grown up."
Alice puts her hand up. "I went on the choo-choo on the weekend!"
The teacher shakes her head. "No Alice. We are being grown-ups so you went on the train on the weekend."
Billy puts his hand up. "I saw my nana on the weekend."
The teacher shakes her head again. "No Billy; we are being grown-ups so you saw you grandmother on the weekend."
Then our boy, lil johnny puts his hand up. "I read a book on the weekend." The teacher smiles. "Really, Johnny? What was it called?"
Johnny pauses then smiles. "Winnie The Sh!t."