Wanna hear a funny joke?

Okay, so these three guys were in an Indian village, and the chief told them to bring back ten of each fruit. The first guy comes back with 10 apples, and then the chief tells him to jam them up his butt. By the 5th one, he starts crying, so the chief blows him up. The second guy comes back with cherries. The chief tells him the same thing. By the 9th one, he starts laughing, so the chief blows him up. So, then the first and second guy meet up in Heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "You could have lived! Why did you laugh?" and the second guy says, "I saw the third guy come back with pineapples!"

So yeah, the third guy probably couldn't even put one up his butt! Haha!
 
I like that one!

This is one of my own I remembered over a long time.

There were three men and if they jumped of a mountain they could yell anything and that is what they would become.

The first man jumpes off the mountain and yells snake. So he turned into a snake.

The second man jumped of the mountain and yelled bird. He become a bird.

The third man trips on a rock and falls of the mountain he says crap! so uuu guess what he turns into???
 
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