LMAO you deserve it you self-centred asshole ^^
I was never caught but I was doing a quick wack off (I also had porn playing on my computer no sound) and my mom came in the room and was really quiet I couldn't heard her, well she had some papers in her hands and was looking at them..... I caught her in the corner of my eye and was able to whip my dick in, then I was trying to close the porn movie but my hands was shaking really bad because fear of gettin caught more with the porn then masterbating (cause she even told me porn was awful and shit and that people who look at it are assholes, later I learned most guys (assholes) look at it ^^) but I was able to find that X button just as she looked up, boy was I lucky