Valentino and Ducati!!

Thanks Titus.
Actually my cheese and kisses is a good sort; its just that she can't help being a female. No, I'm not a mysogynist, just a pragmatist. Teenage girls are taught at an early age by their mums how to have sexual intercourse with men's brains - and when they also get help from the medusa-in-law - you're well and truly fucked! No wonder blokes suck piss... yes, I'm generalising... (but not in my case...) thank god there are so many different flavours of beer... they taste good and also make great ear plugs!
I would post pics, but they'd just be off the internet... so your imagination is so much better.
 
After reading some of my posts, i think I have waaay too much time on my hands (?) Always nice to spin a bit of the blarney though. I don't know whether many of you would remember Mr Smith, the journo from Two Wheels? Now, there was a man who could talk drivel and actually make it sound like he knew what he was talking about. Pity he croaked. ( sorry about the black humour)

cop ya later
 
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