Thanks Titus.
Actually my cheese and kisses is a good sort; its just that she can't help being a female. No, I'm not a mysogynist, just a pragmatist. Teenage girls are taught at an early age by their mums how to have sexual intercourse with men's brains - and when they also get help from the medusa-in-law - you're well and truly fucked! No wonder blokes suck piss... yes, I'm generalising... (but not in my case...) thank god there are so many different flavours of beer... they taste good and also make great ear plugs!
I would post pics, but they'd just be off the internet... so your imagination is so much better.