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First of all, for those of you that follow my jokes here on Yahoo! Answers, I apologize. I will not be on very much through the rest of the week. I will be in South Carolina on business. I will have my laptop with me. So, I will try to post a few jokes in the evening hours. Now, for some useless knowledge....
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the U. S. Treasury.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only... Ladies Forbidden"... and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the U. S. Treasury.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.