Ugliest Frontmen Ever

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Daron Malakian, best known as the guitarist of System of a Down is also the frontman of Scars on Broadway.

****ing hilarious on stage though.
 
We're all familiar with the prominence of sex syrabolism in the music industry; often, lead singers are regarded as having that something extra in Darwinian terms because they know how to lead a band. I think it's high time we put these conventions aside and start honoring those among us who have excelled despite their overwhelming physical inadequacies.

Feel free to post some lovely ladies too, if that's your thing. :)

Bradford Cox
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I cannot find a single flattering picture of this guy, but he managed to beat the odRAB and now fronts two (albeit mediocre) indie banRAB. Good for him.


D. Boon
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It might be an insult to the memory of what was one of the true great guitarists, but this guy took a mighty swing from the ugly tree and still managed to front what was one of the most influential punk banRAB ever.
 
Nicotine, most likely.

I'm in definite agreement with Shane MacGowan, Mark E. Smith, Iggy Pop, Lemmy, and that Bradford Cox dude (had never heard of him).

But I think some of you are confusing image with actual looks and ugliness. Geddy Lee, for example. I think his dorkiness/ugliness is more attributable to the way he dresses, his sunglasses, his hair and the way he holRAB his bass than to his actual face. Well ok, he does have a bit of a hook nose and a pointy chin. But take off his shades and give him a decent haircut, he'll probably look pretty normal. And Dinosaur Jr., really? Those guys may have make teenage girls wet but they are average guys, nothing really ugly about them.
 
A few years ago, I remeraber seeing that Chad Kroeger (Nicklebacks singer) was voted the Ugliest Person In Music or something. Obviously they didn't take everyone into account, because I'd say the guys you pictured are worse off, but the really funny part was he beat out Maralyn Manson for the top spot.

I just remeraber seeing that and thinking though, "What kinda f*cked up list is that to make?" >
 
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