UGH! I've like had it with this non-sense! WEIRD question, but that's because it's a...

[LyricDreamer95 ! :D]

...WEIRD matter!.... UGH! :/? Ok, so, I sometimes hear my parents having sex. They sometimes just leave the door all the way open and just go at it like nothing's stopping them! Ok, my room is right across the extremely small hall we have to there's. So obviously I'm gonna hear them! Or wake up to there noise or whatever! Even when the door is closed, so nevermind open! They just don't make that connection. And sometimes I cough to get them to realize that I'm awake, but yet that is another connection not made by them!!! They just totally ignore it! And I KNOW they hear me because you can hear a noise as little as computer keys typing from our rooms across the hall! And they did it twice when a friend was over! Luckily with the 1st one I woke up to it and you could tell he did too, so I just "pretended" I was asleep.... UGH SO RUDE! And the 2nd time I was downstairs when it happened thank god, and when I went back upstairs my friend was asleep THANK GOD! And I have a friend over TONIGHT also and they're gonna do it! Because sometimes before and sometimes after there sex my mom opens a drawer that makes a noise from different drawers in that room. That's where the "stuff" is. And she opened that drawer tonight and she has her door closed! My dad's not even upstairs yet though. They're just so stupid about this! OBVIOUSLY we're gonna wake up to them or we can hear them. HELLLOOOO your room is right down the hall... and especially with the door open!!! But it doesn't even make a difference rather the door is closed or not but STILL! UGH! I totally can't talk to them about it because.... 1) It's not like they can give up their whole sex life and 2) IT'D BE FREAKIN WEIRD! Especially my dad. He HATES me being exposed to that stuff in movies, so there is no way I'm bringing that subject up to him.... Let alone that it was THEM doing!.... my mom on the other hand is more leinant. What's YOUR take on this???
Since they are having it tonight, I am being prepared on staying down here while my brother entertains the guest considering he's mostly his friend....
And UGH! OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D DO IT WITH A FRIEND OVER! They better watch there asses before they un-luckily get that friend of mine who'd tell his parents! Boy, I'm sure my parents would be in for it that time....
Ok, listen. WHY THE HELL WOULD ANY CHILD WANT TO HEAR THERE PARENTS HAVING SEX WHILE EITHER TRYING TO SLEEP OR THERE SLEEP IS INTERRUPTED?!? ESPECIALLY WITH A FRIEND OVER. I'M GLAD THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! And I apologize to the people who are seeing it MY way....Thanks!
Music won't block it out.... tried that. And in order to block there sound out I would have to put my iPod on full blast! Which would wake up other people in the house, and my parents would be able to hear it!

 

[Riss]

be glad that they're having sex, otherwise they would be very unhappy and your household atmosphere would be SUPER TENSE. trust me, i don't know when the last time my parents had sex was and it's not a good situation.

just turn up some music when they start going at it. if you're really fed up with it and want to let them know that it bothers you shut their door (somewhat loudly) while they are in the act. this will let them know that they aren't slick and that they are disturbing you without an awkward discussion.