Two Muffins

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Two muffins are placed into an oven. The first muffin says man its hot in here. The second muffin says oh my god a talking muffin.



Its better told in person.
 
count me in the group of "lame people"
that joke is awesome... i'm gonna have to remember that
 
yeah if you say the second muffin part real excited-like it can be pretty funny
 
Yes, the talking muffin joke is a classic and fantastic joke. It was a mainstay for over three years on my Ultimate Frisbee club team in college. It spawned many, many spinoffs, including:





There were three muffins in an oven.
One says, hey man . . . we're really bakin' here.
Second says, we're not bacon, we're muffins!
Third one says, , TWO talking muffins!!

If everyone is really in a jolly mood, you can continue with this one:



There were four muffins in an oven.
First says, hey we're really bakin' in here.
Second pulls out a bong, takes a rip, and says, now we're really bakin' in here (this was Ultimate Frisbee, mind you).
Third says, look, we're really not bacon, we're muffins.
Fourth one says, holy sh!t . . . THREE talking muffins!!

Finally, if you haven't discovered it yet, www.muffinfilms.com was also a classic. Especially the Muffin Tree film. I encourage you to explore all the films, however. Happy muffin-joking.
 
The ultimate frisbee team at my university smoked copious amounts of marijuana. I see that it's the same everywhere.
Great joke though.
 
Looks like a scientific study is in order

Mildly amused bye the joke. Don't think I have ever heard it before

I think it is worth retelling if 1/4 of people think it is great.

Probably 20% of people hate all jokes.
 
this joke is great after a couple of beers and someone making a funny face while telling it
 
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