Twilight related jokes. Are they funny?

Q: What was Nessie and Jacob's first date?
A: He dropped her off at preschool.
Q:What is Dracula going to do SMeyer for writing Twilight?
A:Sue her for slander.
Q: (Keep in mind that Alice can only see the futures of things she experienced being) Why can't Alice see Alucard's (Hellsing) future?
A:Because she's never experienced being a real vampire.
Q:Why can't Edward read Bella's mind?
A:Because there's nothing to read.
Q:What did Sylar say after opening Bella's head?
A:Even the cheerleader's head wasn't this empty.
 
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