Twilight Poetry...What do you think?

[Typical Twilight Fan]

It's kind of like an interpretive dance, only in writing

Voo doo ahdoo smeeeee!!
Edward Cullen is so sexi!!!
Weeeoommmm chaka chaka
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Doodahhdeedee
Edward doesn't love Bella, he loves me!
Adodo Adodo, a spiffy diffy dodo
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SMEeeeeEeEeeE!!!
Edward Cullen, where art thou my Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen: SMEEEE!!! Brain fart brain fart smeee!!!
I do love thee!!!!

 

[random chick]

fuking terrible
dude get a life, twilight is lame now

 

[Please, use the SEARCHBAR]

This question was funny the first time I read it, and now it's just plain annoying.

 

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No kidding. Agreed ^

 

[rocket_eskimo]

edward cullen is a fictional character and he only has a nose and heart for bella

 

[.:Sunshiney:. *Fun*]

You're a loser. It's a FICTIONAL character. Please tell me you understand that so I can know you aren't delusional and is just a complete idiot.