True OR False: A "family size" box of Crunch 'n Munch is nowhere near satisfying enough for one person?

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Bonus POLL!What is Crunch 'n Munch?a. "pebble turds" from the bowels of godsb. worth every bit of the 10lbs you gainedc. it's like sex in your bellyd. it's like sex in your belly that gives you a killer case of Diverticulitis.e. other (like i care what you think)
 
I can finish a whole box while that old man checks my receipt on the way out of the WalMart. Sometimes he's like, "I don't that box of Crunch-n-Munch on your receipt." and I'm like, "Look again, asssface!"
 
C - Crunch 'N Munch is like sex in my mouth without the nasty aftertaste or obligation to cuddle.EDIT: Whit just harshed my buzz!
 
e. You'll read this and you'll LIKE IT, madam:In an effort to cut costs and maximize profits, they sweep the Cinema floor and gather up all the spilled (or "spilt" if you are from W. Virginny) popcorn. This popcorn is then shipped via a Mr. Stork Cloth Diaper Exchange truck and brought to a factory in New Jersey. The "previously driven" popcorn is then coated with a mix of caramel, peanuts and salted to hide the taste of the floor wax.
 
Oh,... Fiddle Faddle..... I suppose one might need to be a Cracker Jack to get a best answer for this conglomeratic confectionary based query. Alas,.... I can only come up with this Poppycock.
 
TRUE.Like Cracker Jack, Crunch n' Munch is woefully short on peanuts. Still, the carmel corn requires a great deal of energy to properly digest and pass safely, making the product in my view "metabolically neutral."Poll Answer: "A"
 
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