Trolling in Pregnancy and Parenting Section: Please Read.?

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So, obviously this isn't a question that involves pregnancies/names/parenting or any of that. Actually..... This isn't even a question. Rather a complaint. This section has the most trolls (people who blatantly lie) Don't get me wrong, I am not a fan nor am I promoting trolling.....But, if you're going to troll please make it more amusing and more original. It's getting rather *YAWNS* boring Like Most troll questions (most aren't even questions, of course either is this I'm typing....Maybe you think I'm trolling right now....Which I'm not) With trolls the most common things are "I'm 14 and pregnant with my 39 year old bf baby" Not asking a question thought I would just tell everyone, BUT DON'T JUDGE ME" "Do you like the name Raspberry for my daughter" Oh, And my personal favorite "My stepdaughter walks around naked and gives me a bonner, How do I make her stop". The main point I'm getting at, is if you must troll please come up with something with a little more sparkle. Or something that isn't obvious BS.

BQ: Got any favorite Troll questions?
I apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. Good day/night