Troll of the Century Award goes to... Tony Hayward

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Motherfucker accidentally the whole Gulf of Mexico. And doesn't give a shit.

"Hayward made it clear in a recent BBC TV interview, that his first priority in the Deepwater Horizon disaster is taking care of his stockholders and his company. Dead and dying wildlife, and the destruction of the livelihoods of fishermen were not mentioned in Hayward
 
someone needs to kill that fucker. murder him dead and toss him in an oil barrel
 
While this guy is a piece of shit and needs to get killed, there are more people to blame specifically the board of directors for BP. If they wanted to fix this problem then it would have been done by now.l
 
I went swimming in Louisiana and as a white male



I got out of the ocean and got lynched
 
But seriously, all this means is that the fish and birds are just easier to cook.
 
He'd probably do it, too.

"I want all of you to know that BP is doing their best to contain the oil leak that has affected your little plebeian lives. All twenty workers out on the shores are committed to making sure that you shut up about losing your livelihood. Don't worry, though; I'm sure the rest of the country will be okay without your seafood. Haven't you lot seen Deadliest Catch? Anyways, I need to get home in time to see the new episode of Are You Being Served? tonight. Cheers!"
 
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