I was in the park the other day, I had just been roleplaying with some friends so I was still in my outfit, when I saw a super hot chick. I walked over to her and said "hello" and she smiled back and said "how are you, warrior?". I took this as a sign of interest, so I said "your hair is beautiful, can I touch it?" Behind me I heard something that sounded like a bear going "what the **** did you say to my girlfriend??" and turned around and there was this 6' 8 bodybuilder or something, wtf??
I didn't want to lose face so I mustered up my courage and said "whats your problem Otis?" but I should not have done that. He grabbed a hold of me and beat the living **** out of me. I felt like a little bi*ch begging for him to stop. The fuc*ing chick was laughing at me too! All I could do was cast an evil spell on them when the beating was over.
Is this what happens when you try to pick up chicks? I didn't know she had a boyfriend!!! I just wanted to touch her hair to be nice :::::
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I didn't want to lose face so I mustered up my courage and said "whats your problem Otis?" but I should not have done that. He grabbed a hold of me and beat the living **** out of me. I felt like a little bi*ch begging for him to stop. The fuc*ing chick was laughing at me too! All I could do was cast an evil spell on them when the beating was over.
Is this what happens when you try to pick up chicks? I didn't know she had a boyfriend!!! I just wanted to touch her hair to be nice :::::
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