Meh I dont know. Shakira sure, but she isnt going to appear in Transformers. Ah well, that point is all in good fun and nothing serious.
Of course, you can boil down any story of any film to basic points like the above.
The point I was making was that there is indeed a plot and story in the film, whether someone likes it or not is irrelevant to the fact it exists, and comments made to the effect that there was none is not a valid criticism, and just makes any wider rant, where there may be some valid criticisms contained within, seem like the incoherent ramblings of someone who didnt pay attention and just wants to whine.