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This is my first post to wtf and I thought I'd initiate my relationship with a top ten list I've been thinking about the last few days. Life's been throwing shit at me non-stop for the last several months and I found myself walking along the other day making a mental list of everything that pissed me off. I'm fucked up. Anyway, here's all the petty little shit that's been getting on my nerves lately and exacerbating an already lame set of life circumstances. You know what they say... misery loves company.
1. Slow walkers. What is it with these fuckers and why do they always seem to be walking down the sidewalk three abreast? Fucking move! Some of us have a life to live!
2. Close talkers. OMG! Is it really necessary to stand with your face two inches from mine and how can you possibly be so oblivious to my constant stepping back?
3. Name droppers. We all know them. I know so and so who's a great friend of so and so who works with so and so and aren't I fucking elevated now? Ugh, give me a break. You're a tool. It doesn't matter who you know.
4. Corporate environments. For the love of God and all things holy... if I hear someone use one more bullshit corporatism like "Steve's on the ground and we're moving forward" or "sex up that powerpoint" I'm going to go on an office shooting spree.
5. People who pick the onions or whatever out of their food and arrange them in a neat little pile in the corner of their plate. You're an adult and so is your palette. Grow the fuck up and eat what's on your plate.
6. Excessive air conditioning. Hello? Yes, I'd love a case of pneumonia because you've never heard of a thing called a thermostat.
7. Girls who speak with that "s" thing. Yesss, ssssso I ssssaid to ssssstephanie. If you do this please know you sound like a fool.
8. Double standards. Oh yes, I see, it's fine for you but not for me. Why? Because I am [pick one] female, black, gay, fat, skinny, etc...
9. Religion. Sorry, hot button but honestly... could anything fuck things up worse than my imaginary friend is better than yours has?
10. Being a slave to the dollar. As in, I have no life because I have to work constantly just to keep a roof over my head while putting up with ridiculously wealthy people who whine and complain about their lives and create drama to give them something to feel important about. I'd like to set them all on fire.
Yay! I feel a thousand times better already!
This is my first post to wtf and I thought I'd initiate my relationship with a top ten list I've been thinking about the last few days. Life's been throwing shit at me non-stop for the last several months and I found myself walking along the other day making a mental list of everything that pissed me off. I'm fucked up. Anyway, here's all the petty little shit that's been getting on my nerves lately and exacerbating an already lame set of life circumstances. You know what they say... misery loves company.
1. Slow walkers. What is it with these fuckers and why do they always seem to be walking down the sidewalk three abreast? Fucking move! Some of us have a life to live!
2. Close talkers. OMG! Is it really necessary to stand with your face two inches from mine and how can you possibly be so oblivious to my constant stepping back?
3. Name droppers. We all know them. I know so and so who's a great friend of so and so who works with so and so and aren't I fucking elevated now? Ugh, give me a break. You're a tool. It doesn't matter who you know.
4. Corporate environments. For the love of God and all things holy... if I hear someone use one more bullshit corporatism like "Steve's on the ground and we're moving forward" or "sex up that powerpoint" I'm going to go on an office shooting spree.
5. People who pick the onions or whatever out of their food and arrange them in a neat little pile in the corner of their plate. You're an adult and so is your palette. Grow the fuck up and eat what's on your plate.
6. Excessive air conditioning. Hello? Yes, I'd love a case of pneumonia because you've never heard of a thing called a thermostat.
7. Girls who speak with that "s" thing. Yesss, ssssso I ssssaid to ssssstephanie. If you do this please know you sound like a fool.
8. Double standards. Oh yes, I see, it's fine for you but not for me. Why? Because I am [pick one] female, black, gay, fat, skinny, etc...
9. Religion. Sorry, hot button but honestly... could anything fuck things up worse than my imaginary friend is better than yours has?
10. Being a slave to the dollar. As in, I have no life because I have to work constantly just to keep a roof over my head while putting up with ridiculously wealthy people who whine and complain about their lives and create drama to give them something to feel important about. I'd like to set them all on fire.
Yay! I feel a thousand times better already!
