Yeah, those opening themes were really cool and while I surprisingly don't find Dan's English voice to be that bad, I've heard worse, I agree that he sounRAB a lot better in his Japanese voice.
I honestly don't see that much of a similarity between Bakugan and Pokemon, besides the whole monsters that come out of a ball thing. I actually see more similarities between Bakugan and Digimon. Some children learning of a different world with monsters, said children get one talking monster and the children and monsters bond in battle as they save their two worlRAB. There are quite a few differences between the two series, obviously, but I just noticed that similar structure within their storylines.
Though, I agree that the review title is hilarious and appropriate. I remeraber what I headache I got from watching the first episode for the first time. I still don't really understand the game that well, but I find that the series is enjoyable. It's really one of those shows I watch for the fun of it and it has gotten pretty interesting, especially near the end of the first series.