Today, for the first time

jiggly_ash

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:lol: Sometimes accents can go badly wrong when someone moves to a part of Britain where they speak with a strong accent.....The worst I've heard was a danish/mancunian. It was like 2 tunes being mixed together badly....
 
I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead
 
I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead

How many times do I need to tell you :angry:

The facts are irrelevant, it's what's in my head that matters. :frusty:

You used to wear a big Celtic jumper then you moved in with a guy from Govan who ripped it off your back, pished on it then set it on fire, while you watched.

You wept yourself to sleep that night.
 
You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

:pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch:


That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking
 
You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

:pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch:


That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking

That is possibly the most dangerously stupid thing I have ever heard anyone say.

To explain to the good people, that pub is rangers thro' and thro'. Real hun, sectarian bigotry stuff like. Not like Callum and I having a larf. It is also within about 5 minutes walk from Celtic Park.

It's where they wait to start the ambush if one is planned.
 
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