To all Dog lovers,does this poem ring true?

T

The Codfather

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The doggies held a meeting,
They came from near and far,
Some came by motorcycle,
Some came by motorcar.
Each doggy passed the entrance,
Each doggy signed the book,
Then each unshipped his ar**hole,
And hung it on the hook.
One dog was not invited,
It sorely raised his ire,
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed, "Fire!"
It threw them in confusion,
And without a second look,
Each grabbed another's ar**hole
From off another hook.
And that's the reason why, sir,
When walking down the street,
And that's the reason why, sir,
When doggies chance to meet,
And that's the reason why, sir,
On land or sea or foam,
He will sniff another's ar**hole,
To see if it's his own.
 
Rings true enough ;-)
But then I'm a UK resident and therefore unafraid of multi-dimensional humour and lurking ironies.

If dogs had something like YA they'd surely need to pee on top of previous messages - actually not dissimilar to what happens here to BYBs and other unpopular people.
 
wtf HORRIBLE THIS
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TO THE WRITER LOL JK
 
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