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Jackie
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I love all of these!
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
A blonde walks angrily to the front desk in the library, and says “This book is boring, it has no plot, and too many characters.”
The libraian said “Oh, so you‘re the one who took our phone book…..”
A blonde and her boyfriend always wanted to go to California on a beautiful trip. They finally saved enough money to drive over there, but when they get there they realize they only have about 2 dollars left. So the blonde goes to the drugstore and comesback holding a box of tampons. Her boyfriend says "Whyd you buy that with the last of our money! Now we cant go anywhere or do anything!" And she says "Oh yes we can, on the back it says we can go swimming, rollerblading, hiking, biking...
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
A blonde walks angrily to the front desk in the library, and says “This book is boring, it has no plot, and too many characters.”
The libraian said “Oh, so you‘re the one who took our phone book…..”
A blonde and her boyfriend always wanted to go to California on a beautiful trip. They finally saved enough money to drive over there, but when they get there they realize they only have about 2 dollars left. So the blonde goes to the drugstore and comesback holding a box of tampons. Her boyfriend says "Whyd you buy that with the last of our money! Now we cant go anywhere or do anything!" And she says "Oh yes we can, on the back it says we can go swimming, rollerblading, hiking, biking...