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- Picture it: the Jezebel nursing home, the year 2068. We'll turn on our headchips to watch the disembodied skull of Oprah host her show, and Jennifer Aniston, having been cryogenically frozen, will have been unfrozen just to make an appearance. Oprah will still ask Jen how she feels about Angelina Jolie and Jen will still think that what Angelina did was "very uncool." We may die, but this story will live on forever.
- We found out the hard way that putting garlic up your nono is a no no.
- Did we earn our yeast infections the same way Bikini Cory earned her nickname?
- Joan Didion: officially more depressing than the mere existence of Bikini Cory.
- Not depressing at all: this almost unbearably cute precocious French toddler. We just want to hear lil' Amelie say "crocodeeel" all day long.Maybe she should have a cute-off with Maru, the box loving kitty from Japan.
- Speaking of kitties! We said Hello, Blingee Kitty at the Sanrio Luxe opening.
- We searched at home and abroad for for broads in our booze cabinets.
- Obama may have been elected, but as long as fugly shoes clog up our stores, the national nightmare will continue.You guys, it's Friday. So indulge in some hot food porn and have a good weekend!