this is the funnyest joke you've heard all day?

niobiumboy

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so a guy and a girl go into a store to buy some pita chips and the girl says to the guy hey why don't we just get some flour instead and that way we can make a pita pudding and the guy thinks that this is a good idea because then they can have sex but at the girls house there are all theese people standing around and talking and he gets sidetracked by a conversations and the girl puts flour in her panties and the guy thinks it's cockaine and he snifs but gets his nose all stuffy and then he dorensnt' want to have sex and she makes him go call her dad and explain but in the meanwhile one of the people's lizards have come out of hiding and is in the flour so they can't bake a cake.
 
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