K
KRAZY4K-9s
Guest
...friend here can play...? ...any musical instrument you can present him with." So one patron brings out a trumpet and the octopus turns it over in his tentacles a few times...puts it to his lips and makes Herb Alpert look like a novice! Another patron brings out a guitar and the octopus makes the greatest guitar music ever heard!...Finally the barkeep say`s," Wait a minute, I`ve got $10,000 says he can`t play what I`ll give `em!" "Your ON!", says the guy. The barkeep goes out of the bar and returns with a set of bagpipes. The octopus reaches for the bagpipes and turns it over and over in it`s tentacles for the longest time. His owner gets impatient and says to it, "Well?, Aren`t you going to play it!?!" The octopus looks up at him and says "PLAY IT?...If I can figure out how to get it`s pajamas off, I`M GONNA FVCK IT!!!