witness evil
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I think it came from the pub across the street its rolling around and making outrageous claims such as "I sir am not a Zombie but am merely drunk!" WTF does he think I was born yesterday or what? That sounds like something only a Zombie would say, No? I have chucked the paint thinner and half a bucket of tools in Various stages of rust and corrosion at this Minion of evil and still he screams and moans almost like a real person, I have managed to get one of his feet in the vice that I acquired for two quid down at that smelly boot sale while I finished his Kebab, I have also tried the crucifix on this demon but It don't work any more since Jesus head came of and I super glued it on the wrong way round, I was going to pull It back off to do it right but that would've been sacrilege, anyway that's another story This ass wipe is going strait to the depths of hell and I am not equipped to deal with such a task! I phoned the local church but there are eight year old boys all dressed up for halloween and the vicar told me to fook off hes trying to lure them in with a half eaten curly wurly and some chocolate digestives, so my angels of Mercy help me slay the beast before nine O clock as there is a program about moths I want to watch coming on and I don't want to miss the introduction I find the introduction creates the atmosphere for the hole show don't you? Anyway get busy people hes starting to scream for help and I don't want Satan to hear his voice of Evil...