The WORST band names

[Wyatts mama]

bah-dah-boom

 

[Sikander7]

IT'S ****ING Babysharables!!!!

And that singer's a ****ing genius, don't underestimate him just because he's on crack..


Blink 182
Fuck
Pavement
Helmet
Insane Clown Posse
I Would Set Myself on Fire for You
Green Day
Simple Plan
Seether

 

[Not as Beast as MJ]

Inspired by a conversation me, tore and mojopinuk had in the shoutbox.
There are somebanRAB, either good or bad, that have really crappy names.

Really obvious pretentious names like The The, The Band, Yes, etc.

Really long names like ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead.

Incredibly ridiculous indie band names like Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin and Meanwhile Back In Communist Russia.

Names that try too hard to be controversial like Anal ****.



What ones can you think of?

 

[spikedhats]

Ugh. Worst band name ever. The fact that it's basically a celebrity vanity project makes it even worse somehow.

 

[hint0122]

A few that may not be as bad as some already mentioned, but just annoy me nonetheless :

Portugal. The Man
Danananananananananananananananananananaykroyd
Meanwhile, Back In Communist Russia
Bananarama
Fuck Buttons
And You Will Know Us By the Trail Of the Dead
I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook
Clap Your HanRAB Say Yeah
OK Go
!!!

etc...

 

[Mr.Orange]

Who voted for this? That's a great name.

 

[egsgs]

ABBA
all 4 one
crash test dummies
i mother earth
the doors
3 doors down
anatomy of a ghost
S club "7"

OMG there are so many more

 

[delilafreshx3]

ha,, i agree with meatloaf - maybe coz im vegetarian??

also .. butthole surfers, nickelback and hoobastank is pretty scary..

 

[alliestrawberrymelon]

Just out of interest, what music is it? Have you recorded anything? Is it listenable?

 

[Me me me]

Velvet Revolver

 

[ms_froggie3718]

+44
Boxcar Racer
the Transplants
Rancid
Panic! at the Disco
My Chemical Romance

all lame.

 

[kkdd]

Archers of Loaf for me. How does one become an archer of a loaf?

 

[Marie M]

They stole their name from the title of an episode ("The Nuraber 12 Looks Just Like You") of The Twilight Zone.
All they did was took the word "just" out of it.

Don't give them credit for that.

 

[Dark Enigma]

Considering Janzoon posted that in the post before me, I knew that.

 

[☆♥krazy kookie☆♥]

You've been on a wrath today Janszoon. One of those days huh?

Although I love the band, I've always thought 'Yes' was a stupid name for a band.

 

[gothicgal122]

Between the Buried and Me. Bad grammar makes me mad.

Blink 182. It's like when people try to get an aol screen name, but the one they want is taken so they just add random nurabers after it.

Hoobastank. Who's butt stank?

Uncle Bob Drives A Colurabine. Just look at it..​

There are soo many out there. What's the worst you've heard?

 

[Emmm]

the buzz****s
butthole surfers

 

[Clinb Zxuio]

Ouch. Some of my favorite band names are being called the worst in this thread? Butthole Surfers, Queens of the Stone Age, Fishbone, and OK Go are all ****ing awesome band names...

 

[metalshred95]

No, it shouldnt.
As long as the phrase comes after the verb, between the buried and me is correct

 

[The Candyman]

Satan's Almighty Penis.
They have some interesting album art, too.