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- This week started great and just kept getting better! First, Tribune Company went bankrupt, which Sam Zell insisted was not a big deal. But all the ladies were too drunk to notice or care!
- This week started great and just kept getting better! First, Tribune Company went bankrupt, which Sam Zell insisted was not such a big deal. But all the ladies in the world were too drunk to notice or care! Stupid girls, drinking is for boys.
- Oh and we were going to have another Senator Kennedy but it turned out that actually no one wants her to have that job. Oh well, back to knitting or whatever she does. Floating?
- Ugh, Jay Leno. Ugh.
- RIP Bart Bass. Oh, and serious RIP Bettie Page. And something weird and terrible happened with Scott Ruffalo. Yeesh.
- Do you have a black person at your Holiday Party? Oh man, get with the times!
- Oh, the New York Times is out of money. Just like you! Specifically just like every non-union employee of the Times, none of whom will see any pay increases next year. Oh, NPR is also out of money, all because you never shelled out a hundred bucks for the best of Car Talk you fucking ingrate. These workers' soothing, soft-spoken blood is on your hands!
- Way back in 1968, New York Magazine published some sad, creepy naked pictures that almost destroyed the magazine. Thank god New York survived, otherwise how would any of us know which of the many doctors we can't afford to see is the best?
- This week in Gawker: noted maker-upper James Frey was our intern, and he factchecked and took questions and went on a beer run. Then we made the site look like Facebook and also please welcome Facebook commenters!
- Golden Globes news happened, and we reported it, this important Golden Globes news.
- Padma Lakshmi is single, apparently. Other than that her life seems ok?
- Entertainment Weekly might go digital-only, some day. Or not! Either way we haven't picked it up in years.Oh, right. The fun-loving governor of Illinois was arrested for corruption! This involves Jesse Jackon and Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel and even Ron Burkle (maybe)! So honestly just click here and work backwards if you missed any of it.
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