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- Slow news week, right? Oy, where to begin. On Monday we were still laughing at Sarah Palin, when we weren't killing ourselves with worry. Obama cried, about his grandmother.
- Oh man, then there was this election on Tuesday! Sarah Palin voted for NO ONE because she's a maverick. Tim Robbins caused a big fuss. We looked back on the last couple minutes of history with nostalgia.
- And we all had a big election night party! We called it for Obama at 9:30 and put up the ceremonial puppy photo shortly thereafter.
- Meanwhile: holograms! Puppies! Parties! Cute kids!
- The next day we all looked at newspapers and were all "whoa." And we gave advice to Sarah Palin, whose humiliation was [I]just beginning.[/I] It just got worse.
- Robert Novak says don't worry, Barack Obama didn't win by [I]that[/I] much. Don't tell it to the crying weepy liberals. Barney got emotional too. And some British person said some stuff. Still, no one has jobs.
- The man responsible for America's Best Dinosaur Movie died.
- Rahm Emanuel is America's favorite new enforcer.
- Oh, the recriminations and blaming and terrible stories of dysfunction. We love the week after elections.
- Hey, [I]30 Rock[/I] was pretty good this week.Puppies!