Okay update:
So last time I posted I hadn't checked my mailbox for several days after the accident, and when I did I found it overflowing with letters from lawyers. All with the "OMG CALL US!!!1" and shit. They all have free consultation, of course, and we-no-get-paid-until-you-do, so basically I sorted them into two piles: Maybies and not maybies. Since they mostly all sounded the same, the "not maybies" were basically people who had really shitty font choice. Fonts are important to me. So there.
No but actually I picked one I'm going to try first, because he broke the shit down into little sections, like what the insurance adjuster will do and stuff. Actually giving real information, which was awesome. Furthermore he included a coupon (yeah a coupon, haha!) for 25%, meaning he'd take 25% of whatever I got. Underneath it said "Standard is 33%." Of course I don't know what the standard is and he could be lying and it could be 10%, but I doubt it and I really like the idea of a lawyer that will actually give a price right out instead of hiding behind bullshit.
So anyway, the insurance adjuster came by when I was sleeping so I didn't answer the door, but apparently he saw the car and decided it was a total loss. He called my mom, who's amazingly good for something, and said he'd give me something like $2,900 to take the car and "total" it (although we all know he'd sell off the parts and possibly make more than that because the insides are still in great shape and it runs well and has a good engine) or I could keep the car and try for repairs and take $2,600.
Obviously I'm doing neither, and will be calling my lawyer-of-choice to set up a consultation. I feel good now that I have actual figures to give him and I can ask him outright if he can do better. Of course there's always the chance he won't even want to take the case, since they don't take cases where they don't smell loads of money, but I'm trying it.
So if the lawyer doesn't take the case and I'm left with the choice, I think I'm going to take the $2,600 and keep the car. Firstly the car only cost me about that much (plus $500 when the brakes got severely fucked and I had to fix them) and secondly it still runs. The insurance guy said nothing about giving me the use of a rental car while he trashes mine and I'm out a car and have to go find a new one, so I'm sure I'd just be going around on foot. So if the lawyer ends up a dead-end, I'll keep the fucker and do minor repairs myself (that is, replace the back brake/blinker lights and such) and just, you know, leave the cosmetic damages alone.
But I think the lawyer will probably take the case, maybe probably. Although I did have a hilarious imaginary scenario where I go to the lawyer and he's like, "Damn right we can help!" and then in several months he finally calls back and says, "HA, twenty-nine hundred dollars, who did they think they were kidding?? We talked those bastards way up from that. Now let's see, with our fees that means you'll be getting about eighteen-hundred. The check should arrive in a week or so. We're so glad to have helped you!" XD